Right idea. Wrong name

P.C. helped himself to the pantry this morning and after rummaging around for a little bit, came out proudly with his prize.  He walked up to Beautiful and held out the box of Blueberry Pop-Tarts.  He cocked his head, flashed the dimple in his check as he smiled and with that “you know you can’t resist” twinkle in his eye asked her if could have a “Private part” for breakfast.